Eye Test Survivor Gifts

I had my eyes dilated.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Love is Blind.

Examinations.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Undergraduate and don

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

Budget Opticians.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Medical Treatment.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

Psychometric testing: "Of course the tests are nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them MUST be highly motivated."

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'

"We're having a test on the first Thanksgiving tomorrow, Sir, and I'd be thankful for the answers."

New for parents with college-bound kids: SAT sample-test toilet paper.