"It wasn't a gift Mrs. Banks. I had to fight really hard to get it."
Black Eye Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the Black Eye Survivor? Our collection combines humor, resilience, and boldness, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their strength. Perfect for uplifting spirits and adding a lighthearted touch to recovery, these creatively designed items remind them they're tougher than any bruise.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."
I had my eyes dilated.
My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.
"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"
"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
Road Construction Blues.
"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."
I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve
"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"
'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'
Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking
"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"
Espresso Lanes
'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).
"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'
Family having barbecue in traffic jam.
'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'
Water Shortage
Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)
'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'
'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'
'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'
'Okay, I admit the photo I sent you wasn't that recent, and I'm not really a male model. But everything else is true!'
Black Eye Survivor Gifts Collection
Black Eye Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate resilience with humor and wit, perfect for black eye survivors looking to start their day with a smile.
Black Eye Survivor Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty designs that lift spirits and add humor to recovery spaces for black eye survivors.
Black Eye Survivor Prints
Browse inspiring prints that showcase resilience and humor, ideal for black eye survivors who want their space to reflect strength and personality.
Black Eye Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our bold t-shirts designed to honor the strength of black eye survivors. Wrapping humor and resilience into one fun package.