Driving Test Survivor Gifts

You did well right up to the end.

Failed to Signal

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Bob's Driving School.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

I had my eyes dilated.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Medical Treatment.

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Espresso Lanes

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

'Yes, I am angry, but not at him. I'm angry because I didn't think of doing it.'