Learner Driver Survivor Gifts

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"Dad says where are his clean underpants?"

'Now I don't want any kind of special treatment on my driving test, Dad!'

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Why do you drive with your brakes on?