Learner Driver Adventures Gifts

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'I took a short cut.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"Dad says where are his clean underpants?"

'Now I don't want any kind of special treatment on my driving test, Dad!'