Learner Driver Legend Gifts

"A little less on the accelerator, Mr. Benton..."

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'Right hand down a bit.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Check your blind spot'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver