Learner Driver Vibes Gifts

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Check your blind spot'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

Diving School.

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'

'First things first, son. 'Clunk-click, every trip.'' 'Oh, yes! Stereo on, insert disc.'

"First we need to separate driving from squirrel-chasing."