Learner Driver Sympathizers Gifts

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'Check your blind spot'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Driver under instruction

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

"Dad says where are his clean underpants?"

'Now I don't want any kind of special treatment on my driving test, Dad!'

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

You did well right up to the end.

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'