Learner Driver Champion Gifts

You did well right up to the end.

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

Bob's Driving School.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'He's Dyslexic.'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'You need a lot more money.'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Drink kills.

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'