Driving School Survivor Gifts

Bob's Driving School.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Safe Driving.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"It's been a stressful school year."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!