Riding School Survivor Gifts

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The Victors

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bob's Driving School.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's been a stressful school year."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"Have you heard? This year they want us to be tenaciously scholastic even in the bathroom."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

A Few Common Ailments

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"