Driving Exam Survivor Gifts

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

Bob's Driving School.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

Undergraduate and don

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

'Sorry you've failed'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

'How do you spell 'failed'?'

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

'. . .while we are waiting fro the breakdown truck, ask no questions on the highway code.'

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

Psychometric testing: "Of course the tests are nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them MUST be highly motivated."

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

"We're having a test on the first Thanksgiving tomorrow, Sir, and I'd be thankful for the answers."

New for parents with college-bound kids: SAT sample-test toilet paper.