Driving Accident Survivor Gifts

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Bob's Driving School.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'This is your lucky day!'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Traffic Jam.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Espresso Lanes

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."