Car Crash Survivor Gifts

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Sling

Traffic Jam.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Espresso Lanes

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."