Driving Test Survivor Pillows

You did well right up to the end.

Failed to Signal

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Bob's Driving School.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Medical Treatment.

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Espresso Lanes

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

'Yes, I am angry, but not at him. I'm angry because I didn't think of doing it.'