Test-taking Survivor Pillows

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I really crammed last night.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'The penguin is upset...'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Undergraduate and don

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Medical Treatment.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."