"Psst. . . what's the definition for plagiarism?"
Test Survivor Pillows
Add comfort and motivation to a test survivor’s space with cozy pillows that blend humor and encouragement. These thoughtful cushions will remind them of their journey every day.
"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."
Desert Island BBQ
Evil Exams!
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Good Luck in your Exams.
Examinations.
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
'I had no idea there would be a test.'
'And in conclusion.'
That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.
"You've passed with extinction!"
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.
"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."
'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'
Undergraduate and don
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
I had my eyes dilated.
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
'DO we have a Math test today?'
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.
Bored Meeting
"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'
Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.
Medical Treatment.
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