Standardized Test Survivor Pillows

'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Dieting Motivation.

'And in conclusion.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"You've passed with extinction!"

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Undergraduate and don

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

I had my eyes dilated.

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

Bored Meeting