Standardized Testing Survivors Pillows

PSATs. Standardized tests are sooo lame! Yeah. Who thinks in multiple choice? At least they're over! We can finally answer more important questions. West Fester High School. What are you doing tonight? A. Rachel's party. B. The movies. C. None of the above.

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Dieting Motivation.

'And in conclusion.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I had my eyes dilated.

Undergraduate and don

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"I invested $1000 in Nortel and now my shares are worth 18 cents."

Bored Meeting