Standardized Test Warriors Pillows

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Nervous Oral Testing

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Back To School

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Final Exams Tip

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Lambs to the Slaughter