Exam Warrior Pillows

"We're taking our standardized tests today. So relax, take your time, and remember, the fate of the world as we know it...is riding on your scores."

Bigger Brain

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Don't leave revision until the last minute!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"I'm afraid the right to be forgotten doesn't apply to the answers to the questions on your test."

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Law student at interview, "I've got two c's and a b pending appeal."

Good luck with all the revision...

'Ruddy teachers are up in arms again about English marks...'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'Will this be on the final?'

Examinations

Exam Period

'Think she'll give any points for Herculean effort?'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Nervous Student

"It's amazing. A person can access a million bytes of information in nine weeks, and dump it all the morning of the test."

'Whatcha gonna be for Halloween this year?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Exam

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Deja vu really comes into its own during exam re-sits."

"I hate playing twenty questions with Ms. Reed."

"I had an awful dream. I was being chased by a standardized test!"