Exam-day Warrior Pillows

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

GCSEs

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"We thought this was more realistic."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Child finding school too hard.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."