Exam Day Dreamer Pillows

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Make a lot of money."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Continuing education.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'