Classroom Daydreamer Pillows

"You will like Mr. Woofard. He has an attention-deficit disorder."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Clock watcher

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."