Classroom Wanderer Pillows

"I know. You're confused. It's about now he usually says 'but I digress'...."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Global Education

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Back to School

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

Lacks Structure and Meaning

Beginning of the school year

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

School boy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"