Desk-bound Warrior Pillows

'He's under office-arrest.'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

In basket-case.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Overworked in the office

'Salaries Manager. No.'

La Table

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Dog eat dog.'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Working 9 to 5.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."