Desk-bound Warrior Pillows

'He's under office-arrest.'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

In basket-case.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Overworked in the office

La Table

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Dog eat dog.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Time Out For Teddy

Why am I running?

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Working 9 to 5.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."