Desk Warrior Pillows

In basket-case.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Please bring in a copy of the company report... rolled up.'

"Time to do it in!"

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Overworked in the office

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Frustrated at the office.

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Shredder.

'Is it possible to have my desk moved away from the paper shredder?'

Garbage in, garbage out desk organisers.

Look here Watson, everybody has to retire sometime!

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Office zombie.

"This sedentary desk job makes history come alive. I fight the Battle of the Bulge every day."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Job Security

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"