Desk Warrior Gifts

In basket-case.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Please bring in a copy of the company report... rolled up.'

"Time to do it in!"

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Overworked in the office

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Frustrated at the office.

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Shredder.

'Is it possible to have my desk moved away from the paper shredder?'

Garbage in, garbage out desk organisers.

Look here Watson, everybody has to retire sometime!

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Office zombie.

"This sedentary desk job makes history come alive. I fight the Battle of the Bulge every day."

"It'll happen to you too, if you're here long enough."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Job Security

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.