"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor Gifts
Looking for a gift for your desk warrior with a sense of humor? Discover witty, clever items that add personality and levity to any workspace. Perfect for those who tackle their tasks with a punchline and a smile, our collection of creative gifts is designed to keep motivation high and stress low. Whether for yourself or a spirited colleague, find something that matches their resilient spirit and sharp wit.
In basket-case.
Overworked in the office
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'
In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."
Office zombie.
"Time to do it in!"
'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'
It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'
'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'
'He's under office-arrest.'
"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."
Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.
"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."
Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.
Frustrated at the office.
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."
"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."
"Help, I'm being micro managed."
Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.
"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."
"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."
"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."
Job Security
"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."
Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.
Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.
Happy Office
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for any desk warrior who loves a good laugh and a great cup of coffee. Discover witty designs that keep spirits high.
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort to any workspace with a funny, stylish pillow. The ideal gift for those who work hard and love to laugh.
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Bring humor and personality into any office with our creative prints. Perfect for inspiring a smile every time you look up.
Desk Warrior With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to match a desk warrior’s humorous and creative personality. Wear your wit and pride every casual day.