Adventure Lover Turned Desk Warrior Gifts

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

The Corporate Rat.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Careerist

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Working Vacation.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'