Adventure Lover Turned Desk Warrior Mugs

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Careerist

Working Vacation.

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment