Office Warriors Gifts

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

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"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'It was a power struggle but I won!'

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you that when I come to hammer out the budget details, I do not fool around.'

"Yes, you're under l lot of scrutiny as a boss...but these days who isn't?"

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'It's the final step in the merger...deciding which of the will be CEO.'

"We're looking for someone who has room for more stress in their life."

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."

Gerald fought his way to the top – and a powerful urge to jump.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Sorry for keeping you sweating, I'm putting you through now."

'I'm warning you, Hannon: you're not the only one around here who can play hardball!'

After the layoff, Henry took a temporary job with Alamo Inc.

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Stuck with a dispute

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"