Home Office Warriors Gifts

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Working from home

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Dog eat dog.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Working 9 to 5.

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'