Home Office Warriors Mugs

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Working from home

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

'I hate Mondays.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Working 9 to 5.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"