Home Office Warrior Gifts

'Yes, I have both a desktop and a laptop.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Overworked in the office

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I hate Mondays.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'