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'Yes, I have both a desktop and a laptop.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Overworked in the office

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Dog eat dog.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Daddy's working from home today."

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'