Office Zone Warrior Gifts

'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

37 years in the same position.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Overworked in the office

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'