Work-from-home Warriors Gifts

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

Death works from home

"Yeah, actually, we did need you to come in today."

Omicron Home Office

'He's been going downhill since he started working at home. He's a work in regression.'

"I'm working from home today. Wake me if any elk wander in."

"I've decided to work from home today."

"I know the job description said you could work from home but you WERE meant to come in for the interview."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Quarantine

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

Working from home

"I used to work from home, but nowadays it's temporary accommodation."

Working from home

When Surgeons Work At Home

Earn $1500 a week from the comfort of your cave.

'Wait a minute... I work at home!'

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"Gone are the days when Andy made the sort of money he'd get out of bed for."

Communication

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"