Standardized Testing Survivors Gifts

Evil Exams!

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Dieting Motivation.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'And in conclusion.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Undergraduate and don

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

Bored Meeting