Test Taker Survivor Gifts

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!