Test Taker Survivor Gifts

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!