Driving Test Success Gifts

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

How was my emergency stop?

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Texting kills

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"You call that teaching."

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'It doesn't work...'

'Well? Did you pass?'