Driving Test Success Gifts

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

How was my emergency stop?

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'Well? Did you pass?'

"You call that teaching."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Texting kills

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'It doesn't work...'

Wall.