Pass Driver's Test Gifts

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

How was my emergency stop?

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"You call that teaching."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Texting kills

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

'It doesn't work...'

Wall.

'Well? Did you pass?'