Taking A Driving Test Gifts

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.

'Will you hurry please, I'm doing my driving test in ten minutes,'

'I wouldn't rate your wife's chances very highly, that's the examiner's car she's just backed into.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"What old school? This is my life."

How am I abducting?

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...