Eye Test Prankster Gifts

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Court's in recess!'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Love is Blind.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Disorderlies

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Drink Me.

Wishing Well

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."