Eye Test Prankster Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Court's in recess!'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Disorderlies

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Drink Me.

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Wishing Well

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."