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"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Budget Opticians.

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Childrens Eye Test

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Oculist.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

Sight test with a violin.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Make sure they fit straight'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"