Eye Exam Enthusiasts Pillows

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

"Over here."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Budget Opticians.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Make sure they fit straight'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"