Eye Exam Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

"Over here."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Oculist.

Budget Opticians.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Make sure they fit straight'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'