Eye Test Aficionados Gifts

Alien Eye Chart,

Love is Blind.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."

'These are really cool. I'm taking them off you.'

Optometrist. How do they look? Great! How do they see?