Optical Exam Enthusiasts Gifts

'Got one in English?'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Hospital Departments

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Musical Eye Test

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'No cheating'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

A tessellation of running figures.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Waiting for the results.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."